WHO GETS CUSTODY OF THE KIDS?
I WAS BANNED, CAN I COME BACK?
Fuck no. Asshole.
WILL THIS CHANGE MAKE NEWSVINE MORE OR LESS LIBERAL?
That depends. Are you more or less judgmental and partisan today?
WHAT ABOUT TYLER AND SALLY?
What about them?
DO THEY STILL WORK FOR NEWSVINE?
Don't be a dick.
SIGH. ARE THEY STILL BIASED?
Are you still being a generally not very pleasant person? If so, you'll probably think the answer is yes. If no, no.
SOMETHING WEIRD HAPPENED TO MY COMPUTER. IS THIS RELATED TO THE SPLIT?
ARE YOU SURE?
CAN I WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT JUST TO DOUBLE CHECK?
Knock yourself out.
WILL I MAKE MORE MONEY NOW?
DOES THIS MEAN THE BETA IS ALMOST READY TO ROLL OUT?
Magic 8 Ball says: "Ask again in a couple days."
SERIOUSLY. I LOST SEVERAL ARTICLES YESTERDAY. ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT RELATED?
I'VE BEEN BEGGING FOR (RANDOM FEATURE) FOR YEARS, NOW. DOES THIS MEAN I SHOULD BEG HARDER AND HOPE?
I WANT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT SOMETHING TO SOMEONE IMPORTANT. WHAT'S BRIAN WILLIAMS'S EMAIL ADDRESS?
Brian Williams only communicates via telegram or carrier pigeon. Also, he doesn't like you.
ANYONE REMEMBER DIGG?
I HEARD THE "N" IN NBC WILL NOW STAND FOR NEWSVINE. IS THAT TRUE?
Yes. I mean no.
WILL THE QUALITY OF SEEDS AND ORIGINAL ARTICLES GET BETTER NOW?
Do you feel like you've become a better writer and/or interested in more interesting content sources? If not, no.
I'M THINKING ABOUT POSTING A POLL, SHOULD I?
I'M GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY.
SO, I'M TOTALLY NOT THE GUY WHO WAS BANNED AND ASKED ABOUT BEING ABLE TO COME BACK, BUT MAYBE WE SHOULD GIVE HIM A SECOND CHANCE.
GODDAMIT, WHY!? SO MANY OTHER PEOPLE DID WORSE THINGS THAN I...ERR...THAN I THOUGHT HE DID! STUPID FUCKING CUNTS!
I'M REPORTING NEWSVINE AND NBC TO THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU BECAUSE OF THIS BULLSHIT!
CAN WE BASH NBC?
AND NOT GET BANNED?
I guess we'll find out.
I'M USING A *MICROSOFT* WINDOWS PC WITH VISTA. I SERIOUSLY THINK THE *MICROSOFT* SPLIT COULD BE THE CAUSE OF MY PROBLEM.
Yes. That's it. Hackers. Because you're a very important person.
IS NBC GOING TO SELL NEWSVINE?
DO I STILL OWN THE RIGHTS TO ALL MY ORIGINAL CONTENT?
Yes. Why wouldn't you?
NEWSVINE TOTALLY SUCKS NOW!
Is that a question?
I FEEL LIKE THOSE FASCISTS AT APPLE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS. DID THEY?