Putting "One Trillion" in Perspective

We've heard so much about the pending stimulus bill, and a number we keep seeing thrown around as part of the plan is one trillion dollars.

Most people simply can't comprehend a number that vast, so in an effort to help, I've done some measurements and research that might help "average joe" understand what it means to stimulate Americans to the tune of one trillion dollars.

If you write out one trillion using numbers, it looks a little something like this:

1,000,000,000,000

Emphasis mine, emphasis perhaps not strong enough, but there's only so much you can do.

At any rate, if you were to type that number into Microsoft word, print it out at a conservative font size of 12 (one font size for each of the twelve zeros) and if you were to then use a standard ruler, the resulting number would be over two inches long.

Don't use the metric side, unless you hate America.

If you spell out the word "one trillion" you will find that seven letters from the alphabet appear and four of those letters appear twice.

You can't spell "one trillion" without the word "onion" and everyone knows onions stink after you peel away the top layer.

An anagram for "one trillion" is "rent lion oil" which is clearly a secret liberal pet project and an attempt to lease precious lion oil from Africa, a foreign country, and the liberal elite media has failed to report this.

Use of the word "one" in front of the word "trillion" is a liberal attempt to confuse Americans, who are stupid, by using a small number (1) in front of a confusing concept (billion). The proper way to refer to the number, as a conservative, is thousand billion. Better yet, try thousand thousand million.

If you google the phrase "one trillion" you are a socialist, facist, class whore, because only liberals use google to search the internet.

However, you will also find that one trillion can buy one kick ass War on Terror, but you won't realize that until you scroll past the liberal links, like the one from NASA or the one from california, first.

One Trillion is 11 characters long. Both Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi have names which are also 11 characters long.

Let that sink in for a moment...

John McCain and Mitt Romney both clock in at a more reasonable, far more fiscally responsible 10 characters long. If you subtract just one character from 1,000,000,000,000 you end up with 100 Billion, thus saving American Taxpayers 900 Billion dollars.

That's equal to thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand 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Ron Paul lovers? Do the math yourselves.

For every sex education class funded by the pork in this bill, which won't create jobs, studies show that there is a risk of, you guessed it, one trillion abortions by, get this, a total of only 10,000 women. As you can see, that's a lot of repeat abortions, by a lot of suddenly empowered women.

The last point I'd like to make:

Barack Obama wasn't born in America.

Back To Top